why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
I did say that, but i was quoting the (once) famous King Curtis line.
I don’t know how this quote became associated with me when all the credit for it should go to King Curtis, the greatest character ever to appear on the television program Wife Swap.